6 ‘n 90! Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.
Bullet to the Head. Audiences might turn out to see one more Rambo or Rocky movie, but will they queue up at the theater for James Bonomo, the character Sylvester Stallone plays in Bullet to the Head?
A Good Day to Die Hard. As far as Bruce Willis is concerned, a more honest title might be A Good Day to Collect a Check and Run.
The Last Stand. Even though this film has some good things in it, it’s unlikely “I’m the Sheriff” will replace “I’ll be back” as Schwarzenegger’s most famous catchphrase.
Parker. This film has a bunch of taglines like: “Payback has a new name” and “Parker’s a pro.” But maybe they should just go with the tagline you can use for any Statham film: “He’s bald and wears a suit.”